Alumni Directory
Find your fellow classically-educated friends, colleagues, and that one person who always corrected the professor's Latin pronunciation.
Socrates Johnson
Class of 2010
Known for questioning everything, including why the cafeteria never served hemlock. Currently divides time between teaching philosophy and running a surprisingly successful TikTok account explaining Platonic ideals through dance.
Dr. Aristotle Smith
Class of 2015
Combines ancient philosophical principles with modern pop culture analysis. Teaches students to find virtue ethics in superhero movies.
Jane Austen Jones
Class of 2018
Combines her classical education with cutting-edge technology. Known for quoting Jane Austen during board meetings and writing code that occasionally outputs in iambic pentameter.
Marcus Cicero Williams
Class of 2016
Uses classical rhetorical techniques to win cases and open mic nights. His closing arguments are known to include both legal precedents and punchlines.
Helena Troy Davis
Class of 2019
Explores the surprising connections between ancient Greek musical modes and contemporary electronic dance music. Hosts a monthly 'Plato's Cave Rave' where philosophers and DJs unite.
Plato Washington
Class of 2017
Believes the perfect state is one where every citizen has access to both good governance and excellent espresso. Applies philosophical principles to both politics and coffee brewing.